Movie Quotes
During the course of writing (and playing) these stories, the characters have been placed in situations which allowed them to borrow dialog from certain movies. No doubt you have yourself inserted the odd movie quote into your campaigns and I can assure you that ours is no different.
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Our Quote; Craven: If you make a move, I will kill you.
Actual Quote (La Femme Nikita); |
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Our Quote; Agarat: Selzcek was an important asset to me, his death and rebirth have cost me dearly. Azareth: So, we have established that my proposal is sound in principle and we are just haggling over price.
Actual Quote (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest); |
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Our Quote; Keldirk: Mage, it's past babbling hour. Could you get to the point?
Actual Quote (Lois & Clark); |
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Our Quote; Craven: You're using Bonetti's offence against me, ah?. Piscatello: I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain. Craven: Naturally you must expect me to counter with Capo Ferro? Piscatello: Naturally. But I find that Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro, don't you? I have you now! Craven: You were saying? Piscatello: You have studied Agrippa. Craven: I have.
Actual Quote (The Princess Bride); |
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Our Quote; Craven: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. Piscatello: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die. Engarde!
Actual Quote (The Princess Bride); |
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Our Quote; Azareth: I don't think we're in Almor anymore, Toto!
Actual Quote (The Wizard of Oz); |
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Our Quote; Reiken Sarios: You may dispense with the pleasantries.
Actual Quote (Return of the Jedi); |
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Our Quote; Van Darrin: You came here to kill me, any ground is suitable for that.
Actual Quote (The Duellists); |
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Our Quote; Maritai: Are you a religious man?
Actual Quote (Sphere); |
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Our Quote; Anders: (eyes narrow in hate) Who are you? Blade: I cannot tell you. Anders: I must know. Blade: Get used to disappointment.
Actual Quote (The Princess Bride); |
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Our Quote; Azareth: As you wish, Creighton.
Actual Quote (The Princess Bride); |
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Our Quote; Topper: Show me the money.
Actual Quote (Jerry Maguire); |
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Our Quote; Keldirk: Don't ever talk to me again.
Actual Quote (Highlander); |
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Our Quote; Keldirk: Mages, no sense of humour.
Actual Quote (Highlander); |
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Our Quote; Azareth: (winces) How revolting.
Actual Quote (Highlander); |
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Our Quote; Woman: Help us, help you.
Actual Quote (Jerry Maguire); |
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Our Quote; Figure: Come to me.
Actual Quote (Conan the Barbarian); |
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Our Quote; Azareth: Can you walk? Keldirk: I can bloody well walk out of here.
Actual Quote (Highlander); |
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Our Quote; Worker #3: (to Worker #1) You wouldn't know a good beer if it painted itself purple and danced naked on the table in front of you singing "good beers are here again."
Actual Quote (Blackadder's Christmas Carol); |
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Our Quote; Keldirk: I hope this isn't a long performance. I've heard cats fuck with more harmony
Actual Quote (The Adventures of Ford Fairlaine); |
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Our Quote; Azareth: Elementary, my dear Craven.
Actual Quote (The Young Sherlock Holmes); |
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Our Quote; Craven: We shall double our efforts! Mickey: I hope so, Craven, for your sake. Simpkin is not as forgiving as I am. Now get out and get to work!
Actual Quote (Return of the Jedi); |
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Our Quote; Babyface: Crude and slow. Your attack is little better than that of a clumsy child.
Actual Quote (Highlander); |
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Our Quote; Madame Fifi: Dear Craven, you were wonderful. Craven: You don't need to tell me; I was there.
Actual Quote (Ace Ventura); |
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Our Quote; Keldirk: You're wrong Azareth. There is no destiny, except the one we make for ourselves.
Actual Quote (M. Butterfly); |
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Our Quote; Craven: What? What's going on? Will someone tell me what the fuck is going on here, slowly?
Actual Quote (Ford Fairlane); |
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Our Quote; Creighton: I'll help him. Every now and then, you have to get a little bloody. It's good for the soul.
Actual Quote (Just Cause); |
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Our Quote; Keldirk: I'm arsehole, he's fuckface.
Actual Quote (The Last Boyscout); |
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Our Quote; Azareth: (now angry) You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain-
Actual Quote (The Last Boyscout); |
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Our Quote; Simpkin: Do I look like a girl to you? Craven: No. Simpkin: Then why are you trying to fuck me like a girl?
Actual Quote (Pulp Fiction); |
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Our Quote; Keldirk: Now you die!
Actual Quote (Highlander); |
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Our Quote; Creighton: Azareth? Are you okay? Azareth: No, I'm pretty fucking far from okay?
Actual Quote (Pulp Fiction); |
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Our Quote; Voice: Wake up! Time to die!
Actual Quote (Bladerunner); |
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Our Quote; Man: Hello! Mc Fly!
Actual Quote (Back to the Future); |
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Our Quote; Craven: Now you die!
Actual Quote (Highlander); |
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Our Quote; Adventurer #3: Your overconfidence is your weakness. Craven: Your faith in your friend is yours.
Actual Quote (Return of the Jedi); |
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Our Quote; Keldirk: I didn't know you smoked. Craven: Only after sex, Keldirk. I'm trying to give it up. Keldirk: Well, at least you don't smoke that much. Craven: Oh, about a pack a day. Keldirk: That'll kill you! Craven: It won't kill you. (smiles) But it will make you very sore!
Actual Quote (Real Men); |
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Our Quote; Watchman: You're obviously not from Almor, where do you come from? Keldirk: Lots of different places. Watchman: Are you a faggot? Keldirk: Why, are you cruising for a piece of ass?
Actual Quote (Highlander); |
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Our Quote; Argos: Just like shooting Wamp Rats back home.
Actual Quote (Star Wars); |