The Assassins

Movie Quotes

During the course of writing (and playing) these stories, the characters have been placed in situations which allowed them to borrow dialog from certain movies. No doubt you have yourself inserted the odd movie quote into your campaigns and I can assure you that ours is no different.

Episode Details
71
Our Quote;
Craven: If you make a move, I will kill you.

Actual Quote (La Femme Nikita);
Nikita: Sit down. If you move, I will kill you.

69
Our Quote;
Agarat: Selzcek was an important asset to me, his death and rebirth have cost me dearly. Azareth: So, we have established that my proposal is sound in principle and we are just haggling over price.

Actual Quote (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest);
Davey Jones: One soul is not equal to another.
Jack Sparrow: Ah-ha! So, we've established my proposal as sound in principle. Now, we're just haggling over price.

67
Our Quote;
Keldirk: Mage, it's past babbling hour. Could you get to the point?

Actual Quote (Lois & Clark);
Clark: Lois, it's past babbling hour. Could you get to the point?

66
Our Quote;
Craven: You're using Bonetti's offence against me, ah?.
Piscatello: I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain.
Craven: Naturally you must expect me to counter with Capo Ferro?
Piscatello: Naturally. But I find that Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro, don't you? I have you now!
Craven: You were saying?
Piscatello: You have studied Agrippa.
Craven: I have.

Actual Quote (The Princess Bride);
Inigo Montoya: You are using Bonetti's Defense against me, ah?
Man in Black: I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain.
Inigo Montoya: Naturally, you must suspect me to attack with Capa Ferro?
Man in Black: Naturally... but I find that Thibault cancels out Capa Ferro. Don't you?
Inigo Montoya: Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have.

66
Our Quote;
Craven: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Piscatello: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die. Engarde!

Actual Quote (The Princess Bride);
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Man in Black: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

61
Our Quote;
Azareth: I don't think we're in Almor anymore, Toto!

Actual Quote (The Wizard of Oz);
Dorothy: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto!

46
Our Quote;
Reiken Sarios: You may dispense with the pleasantries.

Actual Quote (Return of the Jedi);
Darth Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander.

42
Our Quote;
Van Darrin: You came here to kill me, any ground is suitable for that.

Actual Quote (The Duellists);
Armand D'Hubert: We came here to kill each other. Any ground is suitable for that.

41
Our Quote;
Maritai: Are you a religious man?

Actual Quote (Sphere);
Harry Adams: Are you a religious man, Norman?

40
Our Quote;
Anders: (eyes narrow in hate) Who are you?
Blade: I cannot tell you.
Anders: I must know.
Blade: Get used to disappointment.

Actual Quote (The Princess Bride);
Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Wesley: I cannot tell you.
Inigo Montoya: I must know.
Wesley: Get used to disappointment.

39
Our Quote;
Azareth: As you wish, Creighton.

Actual Quote (The Princess Bride);
Wesley: As you wish.

38
Our Quote;
Topper: Show me the money.

Actual Quote (Jerry Maguire);
The sports guy: Show me the money!

37
Our Quote;
Keldirk: Don't ever talk to me again.

Actual Quote (Highlander);
The Kurgan: Don't ever speak to me again!

36
Our Quote;
Keldirk: Mages, no sense of humour.

Actual Quote (Highlander);
The Kurgan: Nuns, no sense of humour.

35
Our Quote;
Azareth: (winces) How revolting.

Actual Quote (Highlander);
Ramirez: How revolting.

34
Our Quote;
Woman: Help us, help you.

Actual Quote (Jerry Maguire);
Jerry Maguire: Help me, help you.

33
Our Quote;
Figure: Come to me.

Actual Quote (Conan the Barbarian);
Thulsa Doom: Come to me.

32
Our Quote;
Azareth: Can you walk?
Keldirk: I can bloody well walk out of here.

Actual Quote (Highlander);
Dougal MacLeod: Can you walk?
Conner MacLeod: I'll bloody well walk out of here.

31
Our Quote;
Worker #3: (to Worker #1) You wouldn't know a good beer if it painted itself purple and danced naked on the table in front of you singing "good beers are here again."

Actual Quote (Blackadder's Christmas Carol);
Blackadder: (to Baldrik) You wouldn't know a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on the table in front of you singing "cunning plans are here again."

30
Our Quote;
Keldirk: I hope this isn't a long performance. I've heard cats fuck with more harmony

Actual Quote (The Adventures of Ford Fairlaine);
Ford Fairlaine: Nice pipes huh? I've heard cats fuck with more harmony.

29
Our Quote;
Azareth: Elementary, my dear Craven.

Actual Quote (The Young Sherlock Holmes);
Holmes: Elementary, my dear Watson.

28
Our Quote;
Craven: We shall double our efforts!
Mickey: I hope so, Craven, for your sake. Simpkin is not as forgiving as I am. Now get out and get to work!

Actual Quote (Return of the Jedi);
Commander: We shall double our efforts!
Darth Vader: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

27
Our Quote;
Babyface: Crude and slow. Your attack is little better than that of a clumsy child.

Actual Quote (Highlander);
Ramirez: Crude and slow Highlander. Your attack was little better than that of a clumsy child.

26
Our Quote;
Madame Fifi: Dear Craven, you were wonderful.
Craven: You don't need to tell me; I was there.

Actual Quote (Ace Ventura);
Girl: Oh Ace, you were wonderful.
Ace Ventura: You don't need to tell me; I was there.

25
Our Quote;
Keldirk: You're wrong Azareth. There is no destiny, except the one we make for ourselves.

Actual Quote (M. Butterfly);
Rene: There is no destiny, except the one we make for ourselves.

24
Our Quote;
Craven: What? What's going on? Will someone tell me what the fuck is going on here, slowly?

Actual Quote (Ford Fairlane);
Don Cleveland: Will someone tell me what the fuck is going on here, slowly?

23
Our Quote;
Creighton: I'll help him. Every now and then, you have to get a little bloody. It's good for the soul.

Actual Quote (Just Cause);
Laurie Armstrong: Every now and then, you have to get a little bloody. It's good for the soul.

22
Our Quote;
Keldirk: I'm arsehole, he's fuckface.

Actual Quote (The Last Boyscout);
Milo: I'm arsehole, he's fuckface.

21
Our Quote;
Azareth: (now angry) You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain-

Actual Quote (The Last Boyscout);
Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...

20
Our Quote;
Simpkin: Do I look like a girl to you?
Craven: No.
Simpkin: Then why are you trying to fuck me like a girl?

Actual Quote (Pulp Fiction);
Jules: Does he (Marcellus) look like a girl to you?
Brett: No.
Jules: Then why did you try to fuck him like a girl?

19
Our Quote;
Keldirk: Now you die!

Actual Quote (Highlander);
The Kurgan: Now you die!

18
Our Quote;
Creighton: Azareth? Are you okay?
Azareth: No, I'm pretty fucking far from okay?

Actual Quote (Pulp Fiction);
Butch: Are you okay?
Marcellus: No man, I'm pretty fucking far from okay?

17
Our Quote;
Voice: Wake up! Time to die!

Actual Quote (Bladerunner);
Leon: Wake up! Time to die!

16
Our Quote;
Man: Hello! Mc Fly!

Actual Quote (Back to the Future);
Biff: Hello! Mc Fly!

16
Our Quote;
Craven: Now you die!

Actual Quote (Highlander);
Kurgan: Now you die!

15
Our Quote;
Adventurer #3: Your overconfidence is your weakness.
Craven: Your faith in your friend is yours.

Actual Quote (Return of the Jedi);
Luke: Your overconfidence is your weakness.
Emperor: Your faith in your friends is yours.

14
Our Quote;
Keldirk: I didn't know you smoked.
Craven: Only after sex, Keldirk. I'm trying to give it up.
Keldirk: Well, at least you don't smoke that much.
Craven: Oh, about a pack a day.
Keldirk: That'll kill you!
Craven: It won't kill you. (smiles) But it will make you very sore!

Actual Quote (Real Men);
Bob: I didn't know you smoked.
Nick: Just after sex, Bob. I'm trying to give it up.
Bob: Well, at least you don't smoke that much.
Nick: About a pack a day.
Bob: That'll kill ya!
Nick: Bob, it won't kill ya. But it will make you very sore.

9
Our Quote;
Watchman: You're obviously not from Almor, where do you come from?
Keldirk: Lots of different places.
Watchman: Are you a faggot?
Keldirk: Why, are you cruising for a piece of ass?

Actual Quote (Highlander);
Garfield: You talk funny, where are you from?
Macleod: Lots of different places.
Garfield: Are you a faggot, Nash?
Macleod: Why Garfield? Are you cruising for a piece of ass?

5
Our Quote;
Argos: Just like shooting Wamp Rats back home.

Actual Quote (Star Wars);
Luke Skywalker: I used to pick off Wamp Rats from my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two metres.